1. Mass in D major, Op. 123, Missa Solemnis: Benedictus.

2. Before stumbling across an incredible invention, Benedictus was already a classical quadruple threat. That is to say he was a painter, composer, writer and chemist.

3. When Benedictus climbed down from his ladder, he noticed that the flask was broken, but had not actually shattered.

4. Then inspiration struck in the form of a rash of horrifyingly gruesome car accidents. Benedictus noticed that the more horrific injuries from these crashes were due to flying shards of windshield.

5. Callistus, archbishop of the Church Catholic in the city of Rome, to Benedictus, our brother and bishop, greeting in the Lord.