1. Let me take a shit!

2. First class dogs come down here to take a shit.

3. But its hard to relieve yourself, to take a shit, you cant do it on the train, and the only time the train stops is to take on water for the locomotive.

4. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth.

5. Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out.

6. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."