1. A person without regrets is a nincompoop.
2. You're the nincompoop. The test was postponed anyway.
3. A nincompoop I was.
4. Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. Its the end of the quarter.
5. Mr Steve King, leader of the hard left, denounces his fellow-councillors as dunderheads, nincompoops and dolts.
6. It was sheer bloody hell listening to all those fatuous nincompoops saying what a great guy you are.
7. "I know, I know, " screamed Eddie. "It's a Nincompoop! "
8. I'm out of sorts because I can't find the nincompoop who botched up the report.