1. Hurry up, doofus. I don't have all day.

2. You probably thought, "What kind of doofus can't add a few numbers without moving his mouth?"

3. Remember that obama chose this doofus, so what does that make obama? A doofus leading a doofus.

4. I was the doofus that got stuck in the men's room.

5. She would be so miserable tagging along after this insensitive doofus.