1. Wassail, wassail, come buy our ale. Save your pennies and don't forget the Rennies.

2. On Wassail night, evil spirits are banished from the orchards and offerings ensure next year's apple crop.

3. Hail to the Wassail Bowl!

4. Wassail toast, simultaneous praise of Auld Lang Syne.

5. Wassail toast, singing one voice to a long friendship lang syne!