1. You clumsy oaf that's the second glass you've broken today!

2. Mind that cup, you clumsy oaf!

3. Leave the lady alone, you drunken oaf.

4. Look where you're going , you lumbering great oaf!

5. You clumsy oaf! You've broken it!

6. He stood there grinning like an oaf.

7. Why did she marry that great oaf?

8. That big oaf of a stonemason?

9. Watch it, you big oaf!

10. Only an oaf would remain longer.

11. Really, George was a tasteless oaf at times.

12. She deserves better than to be upended by a drunken oaf who seems incapable of controlling his social behaviour.

13. Unfortunately, facing Mrs Bottomley reduced me from passionate eloquence to an inarticulate oaf, and my opportunity was lost.

14. Under the influence Clift was transformed from an articulate and relaxed friend into a repugnant oaf.

15. I'm so sick of those giant lumbering oafs, clomping around with their massive shoes like they're so cool.

16. Most CVs are built on this, with oafs routinely claiming to have unrivalled leadership skills or a passion for opera, when they like America's Next Top Model.

17. Suffice to say, they are not all loveable oafs like Winnie the Pooh.

18. They have also, it must be admitted, sometimes floundered and fumbled like ten-thumbed, hammer-footed, constipated, sexless oafs.