1. The cistern of his lav is adorned with the hammer and sickle while the stars and stripes is also strategically placed.

2. Unlatch right lavatory door from divider and verify LAV DOOR annunciator illuminates.

3. Latch left lavatory door into divider and verify LAV DOOR annunciator extinguishes.

4. Unlatch left lavatory door from divider , and verify LAV DOOR annunciator illuminates.

5. Latch right lavatory door into divider and verify LAV DOOR annunciator extinguishes.

6. When I tell you that I spent the first three days of my stay shuffling brokenly in my dressing gown, barely able to speak and always within close proximity of a lav, I am being factual.

7. En synth é tique . Mais il est tr è s pratique , c'est vite lav é , vite s é ch é et antimite.

8. All six people who died were in the back of the LAV, he said.