1. Conti kneeled and crossed himself piously.

2. Boyce and Conti laughed at this.

3. Conti was off in some mental whorehouse.

4. Naomi paid a surprise visit to her old school - London's Italia Conti acting academy.

5. "Fancy that!" smiled Conti.

6. A new and fast conto...

7. Whether it's l'addition, la cuenta or il conto, it remains a sad fact that most Britons' grasp of foreign languages is limited to the subtleties of settling the bill on holiday.

8. Stimulated by Renaissance, the sing method of Bel conto is a school of singing which forms and develops from opera in Italy, and it has a complete set of scientific vocalism.

9. Above-head resonating is called quintessence and key in bel conto singing.