1. Don't be a suck-up and be phony to your teacher.

2. Monica learns that "Work Chandler" is a suck-up with an exaggerated laugh.

3. Free Traders will look with pride to this treasonous development...and will have some stupid suck-up explanation for this...

4. Chandler takes Monica to a work party, as well as some outings with Chandler's boss and his wife; Monica learns that 'Work Chandler' is a suck-up with an exaggerated laugh.

5. DO NOT tell her with words how you feel or act like a suck-up and buy her gifts and dinners on the first date because you will come off way too eager and wussy.