1. As a traveller I am a seasoned whinger.

2. And not just from out-of-work professional whingers who take the Tory Press shilling to say Labour is dead.

3. Shut up, you moaning whinger.

4. Beware the workplace whinger!

5. Others like Arsene Whinger try to defuse the media away from what happened on the pitch, whilst Rafa Benitez simply confuses them.

6. For someone who has spent much of his adult life complaining, Clive Zietman is surprisingly level-headed: I'm not a whinger.

7. you know what, douglas? you are a real boring whinger.