(1) "The players are our partners," said Pash.

(2) The pash is slithering out of the closet.

(3) "We'll go forward as business partners, " Mr. Pash said.

(4) Miranda likes you...I think she has quite a pash on you.

(5) Maybe he's whisked her off to Tenerife for a bit of pash under the sun.

(6) Answer: you cop out and buy the LOLcat book. Pish pash, job done.