1. Then a few weeks ago, after the Arse/Scouse/Canaries debacles, I lost it.

2. What's long, Scouse, and goes around corners?

3. How's your Scouse now - picked up any words?

4. How can you tell if a Scouse girl has an orgasm?

5. What scouse phrases have you picked up since you joined the club?

6. Find a restaurant serving Scouse, a traditional Liverpudlian meat stew with vegetables.

7. It's a Scouse thing. Sharing moment of glory means everything to two kids from Scouse estates.

7. try its best to gather and build good sentences.

8. Now the people of Merseyside can choose their top Scouse personalities in seven different categories.

9. We have actually been spending net amounts similar to Scum, Scouse and Blackburn over this period.

10. His penetrating run set up the Palace equaliser in the 1990 cup semi-final against scouse.

11. The combination of Scotch, cigarettes and Liverpool have produced a unique Scouse growl.

12. Kuyt: I am proud to be a Liverpudlian - my kids even speak scouse!

13. Some of my teammates have kids and they speak with a strong Scouse accent.