1. His news is as old as Adam.

2. The joke you told us is as old as Adam, but I still think it's funny.

3. The blame game, as old as Adam and Eve, enlists new players with every child that is born.

4. That joke you told me is as old as Adam, but I still think it's very funny.

5. Undoubtedly the very tedium and ennui which presume to have exhausted the variety and the joys of life are as old as Adam.