1. The prestige number-plate on my Fiasco says OAP 5.

2. Well, it might be a big one with a misleading number-plate which simply doesn't stop that gets your mortal enemy.

3. A discreet camera nestles underneath the numberplate to provide an excellent split-screen view of the road ahead, via the on-board monitor, to help when parking or when pulling out of a side road.

4. Police insist it will not be used as an excuse to trawl for small numberplates and other trivial offences.

5. Like the number 13, the Japanese, Koreans and Chinese fear the number 4. They avoid it like plague, whether it is in buildings, offices, apartments, or even car numberplate.